যিশুর মৃত্যুর নানাবিধ কারণ

খ্রিষ্টধর্মে বলা হয়ে থাকে: Jesus died for your sins, অর্থাৎ সে নাকি তার অনুসারীদের কৃত ও করিতব্য সমস্ত পাপের ভার নিয়ে মৃত্যুবরণ করেছে! শালার মানুষ এমন বুলশিটও গোগ্রাসে গেলে! সে যা-ই হোক, ওপরের ইংরেজি বাক্যটির বহু বহুমাত্রিক ও সৃজনশীল রিমেইক পেলাম এই সাইটে পাঠকদের মন্তব্যে। অধিকাংশই মজাদার, যদিও কয়েকটি বুঝিনি  

Astrology Jesus died for your signs

Director Jesus died for your scenes

Buddah Jesus died for your Zens

Gay jesus died for your mens

Stylist Jesus died for your hairpins

Nurse Jesus died for your hemoglobins

Mary Kate & Ashley Jesus died for your twins

Psychiatrist Jesus died for your seratonins

Elton John Jesus died for your sequins

Narcotic Jesus died for your oxycontins

Killer Whale Jesus died for your penguins

Justice League Jesus died for your villains

Dunkin Donuts Jesus died for your munchkins

Malibu Barbie Jesus died for your melanins

Russian Jesus died for your kremlins

Halloween Jesus died for your hobgoblins

Romance Jesus died for your harlequins

Bowling Jesus died for your duckpins

Davy Crockett Jesus died for your 'coonskins

Emo Jesus died for attention

Nikon Jesus died for your lens.

Jihad Jesus died for your virgins

Triplet Jesus died for your twins.

Automotive Jesus died for your VINs

BIC jesus died for your pens!

Activia jesus died for your digestions!!

Microsoft jesus died for your kins

Cubs Jesus forgot to die for a World Series Win

Dustman Jesus died for your bins.

Bike riding Jesus died for your Schwinns.

Smiley-Face Jesus died 4 your grins

Henry Miller Jesus died 4 your Nins

Nathaniel Hawthorne Jesus died 4 your Prynnes

DJ Jesus died 4 your spins

Hotel Jesus died for your Days Inn

Gandalf the Grey Jesus died for your Baggins

Aragorn Jesus died for Arwen

Elvish Jesus died for Sindarin

Sherlock Holmes Jesus died for Watson

Voyeur Jesus died for watchin'

Rorschack Jesus died for your Watchmen

Wino Jesus died for your Zins.

Hellraiser Jesus died full of pins.